It’s p*ssing down with rain on exercise and a bunch of squaddies are sat shivering in their trench when a Chieftain pulls up. The commander looks down at them. The Chieftain moves forward slowly, until the barrel of the gun is just short of the trench. The squaddies start to s**t themselves wondering what was going to happen next, their section commander tells them to stand firm. They hear the breech of the gun being loaded and now the recruits are really crapping their pants. Then they hear a strange noise...and out pops a bottle of Herforder beer into the trench, followed by three more. The Chieftain then reverses and f**k’s off.
I liked this one, but I think someone’s telling pork pies, tankies would never give their beer away. Military Humor Joke Book. Edited by Clive Ward. www.clivewardauthor.com
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